Gee, Mr. Hartounian!
OMG! The new phonebook is here! The new phonebook is here!
Are you kidding? Page 73!
Johnson, Nathan R.!
I'm somebody now!
Millions of people look at this book every day!
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people!
I'm in print!
Things are going to start happening to me now!